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Earliest Surviving Phone list
The Dead Sea Scroll of Wayne's World, this crumbling relic represents the
earliest phone list (1974) known to have survived from the BL (Before
Leatrice) era. The guilty:
- Biff -- Biff Mahoney, printer, later to meteorically rise to General
Manager
- Kitchen -- site of morning muffin making by our Hero
- Dot -- Dotty Gibson, now of Katy TX, office manager, circulation manager,
receptionist, mother hen
- Reception -- at Bleak House, Pine St. (now "The Pines")
- Bill -- Bill Edwards, Falstaffian ad sales manager and mauvais vivant
- Katherine -- advertising assistant, name known, but heck, she's led a
reputable life since then
- Jack -- Jack Burnett, cub editor on his way to being 73 Magazine publisher
11 years later
- Lynn -- Lynn Panciera-Fraser, fearless art director and corporate gardener
- Wayne
- David -- David Behnke, marketing manager, opera singer, future investment
banker
- Alex -- Alex Barvicks, stunned book editor overwhelmed either by workload
of one book per month or by being across the hall from Knud
- Rod -- Rod Tulonen, also third floor, complete staff of only WG
publication ever killed on the very day the first film was to go to press:
Cassette Quarterly
- Knud -- Knud Keller, Caribbean piano bar player, piano
tuner and rebuilder sans pareil, bookkeeper, he could -- and still can (Surry
NH) -- do it all
- "Unlisted Number" -- Bill Heydolph, photographer, basement -- why would
he need a phone?
- "Unlisted Number" -- Virginia Londoner, WG's live-in ex-wife, general
manager
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